IPB Style© Fisana

Jump to content



Please donate to gain access to The Bedlam, an ad-free version of the board and more!


Photo

Rock 'N' Roll PornDon't be ashamed if you orgasm listening


  • Please log in to reply
97 replies to this topic

#1 sterlingice

sterlingice

    Televator

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 64 posts
  • Joined 29-September 04

Posted 23 May 2005 - 03:33 PM

While I was watching the TMV show in Toronto on Friday, May 13. My friend Marc described the show as "Rock 'n' Roll Porn." I thought it was the most fitting and hilarious description of the spectacle which was unfolding.

Why is TMV like Porn for music fans?

:ol_devil: It is everything you every fantasized about music come to life.
:ol_love: It is such an endulgence for the ears, it feels shameful.
:ol_smile: The musicians are like porn stars, giving it all up for you on stage.
:ol_cool: Cedric's voice penetrates straight to the pleasure centres of the cerebral cortex bypassing the usual physical stimulation or drugs required to achieve such ecstacy.
:ol_love: No one has made an Oh, or an MMMMM... so meaningful since Robert Plant in Whole Lotta Love (another rock'n'roll porn song).
:ol_shocked: The music is an orgy of so many styles: jazz, rock, latin, punk, metal, etc.
:ol_groucho: It has all the intricacy and skill of 70's and 80's prog with ten times the feeling and emotion.
:ol_shocked: It will cause spontaneous orgasms.

So come on old Rush fans who are ashamed to admit they like Geddy Lee. Prog isn't just for geeks who can't get laid. Prog has grown up and has raging hormones and plenty of sex appeal. This music will impress your music teacher like Yes, still give you shivers like an old Coltrane track, sooth you like Ella Fitzgerald, rock you like Nirvana and still damn you to hell just like Metallica. It's everything you ever wanted from music all in one place.

#2 zadiqof

zadiqof

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2286 posts
  • Joined 27-November 03
  • Location:here!
  • Interests:triad chords / arpeggios.<br />flat the fifth, flat the third, add the seventh, add the ninth, holy shit, then you freagin go to the harmonic minor triad, holy shit then up a half step to a diminished (flat 3 and 5) holy crap, holy crap, im in reverie!

Posted 23 May 2005 - 03:36 PM

I laughed my ass off at the name of this topic, but when i noticed there was alot of stuff writen in it, and the content of that material, my laughter quelled in dissapointment. this thread would have been funny as follows.

[current title]
[curren subtitle]
[content -
the mars volta live.
love/lust, i think i just had rock and roll sex.]

#3 trebleclef

trebleclef

    Eunuch Provocateur

  • Members
  • 25 posts
  • Joined 18-May 05

Posted 23 May 2005 - 03:40 PM

well spoken.

#4 trebleclef

trebleclef

    Eunuch Provocateur

  • Members
  • 25 posts
  • Joined 18-May 05

Posted 23 May 2005 - 03:53 PM

While I was watching the TMV show in Toronto on Friday, May 13. My friend Marc described the show as "Rock 'n' Roll Porn." I thought it was the most fitting and hilarious description of the spectacle which was unfolding.

Why is TMV like Porn for music fans?

:ol_devil: It is everything you every fantasized about music come to life.
:ol_love: It is such an endulgence for the ears, it feels shameful.
:ol_smile: The musicians are like porn stars, giving it all up for you on stage.
:ol_cool: Cedric's voice penetrates straight to the pleasure centres of the cerebral cortex bypassing the usual physical stimulation or drugs required to achieve such ecstacy.
:ol_love: No one has made an Oh, or an MMMMM... so meaningful since Robert Plant in Whole Lotta Love (another rock'n'roll porn song).
:ol_shocked: The music is an orgy of so many styles: jazz, rock, latin, punk, metal, etc.
:ol_groucho: It has all the intricacy and skill of 70's and 80's prog with ten times the feeling and emotion.
:ol_shocked: It will cause spontaneous orgasms.

So come on old Rush fans who are ashamed to admit they like Geddy Lee. Prog isn't just for geeks who can't get laid. Prog has grown up and has raging hormones and plenty of sex appeal. This music will impress your music teacher like Yes, still give you shivers like an old Coltrane track, sooth you like Ella Fitzgerald, rock you like Nirvana and still damn you to hell just like Metallica. It's everything you ever wanted from music all in one place.

View Post




actually, what you wrote I've literallly thought of word for word before. that's funny.

#5 kulturkorv

kulturkorv

    speed guru

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7864 posts
  • Joined 12-January 04

Posted 23 May 2005 - 04:37 PM

I would like to have sex to the Mars Volta.

#6 tomho64

tomho64

    Tremulant

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1864 posts
  • Joined 04-November 03
  • Location:Dotted around the south coast of the uk

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:36 PM

I would like to have sex with a corpse

#7 galactic

galactic

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2462 posts
  • Joined 07-December 03
  • Location:Queens, NY

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:37 PM

Yeah same.

#8 zadiqof

zadiqof

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2286 posts
  • Joined 27-November 03
  • Location:here!
  • Interests:triad chords / arpeggios.<br />flat the fifth, flat the third, add the seventh, add the ninth, holy shit, then you freagin go to the harmonic minor triad, holy shit then up a half step to a diminished (flat 3 and 5) holy crap, holy crap, im in reverie!

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:39 PM

I would like to have sex with a corpse

View Post

:ol_dead:

#9 Sannea

Sannea

    Simulacrum

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 907 posts
  • Joined 18-February 04
  • Location:from-else-where
  • Interests:p-o-t

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:39 PM

I would like to have sex to the Mars Volta.

View Post



just do it :ol_smile: :ol_love:

#10 zadiqof

zadiqof

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2286 posts
  • Joined 27-November 03
  • Location:here!
  • Interests:triad chords / arpeggios.<br />flat the fifth, flat the third, add the seventh, add the ninth, holy shit, then you freagin go to the harmonic minor triad, holy shit then up a half step to a diminished (flat 3 and 5) holy crap, holy crap, im in reverie!

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:41 PM

I would like to have sex to the Mars Volta.

View Post



just do it :ol_smile: :ol_love:

View Post

doo it... DO IT. ddooowit... DOOOOWIT.

#11 Carruthers

Carruthers

    GRAWRRR IM A GRIZZLY BEAR

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8481 posts
  • Joined 22-July 03
  • Location:Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
  • Interests:Me and you.<br />Your momma and your cousin, too.
  • Myspace

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:41 PM

Sex to The Mars Volta would be fucking annoying.

#12 formaldehyde

formaldehyde

    Tremulant

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1711 posts
  • Joined 23-October 04

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:49 PM

I would like to have sex with the Mars Volta.

View Post

fixed.

#13 VII

VII

    Eunuch Provocateur

  • Members
  • 22 posts
  • Joined 20-June 04
  • Location:Denmark

Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:52 PM

I'm sure it will greaten the impression of The Mars Volta.. Though don't have sex to a video with them.. that's just gross :ol_sleep:

#14 xblackmadonnax

xblackmadonnax

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2145 posts
  • Joined 25-March 05
  • Location:NYC/Long Island, NY
  • Interests:fucking shit.
  • Myspace

Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:02 PM

I would like to have sex with the Mars Volta.

View Post

fixed.

View Post


beat me to it...

haha

#15 zadiqof

zadiqof

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2286 posts
  • Joined 27-November 03
  • Location:here!
  • Interests:triad chords / arpeggios.<br />flat the fifth, flat the third, add the seventh, add the ninth, holy shit, then you freagin go to the harmonic minor triad, holy shit then up a half step to a diminished (flat 3 and 5) holy crap, holy crap, im in reverie!

Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:05 PM

I oudlw lkei ot vaeh . xes whti het srMa tloVa

View Post

exiedf.

View Post

fixed

#16 zadiqof

zadiqof

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2286 posts
  • Joined 27-November 03
  • Location:here!
  • Interests:triad chords / arpeggios.<br />flat the fifth, flat the third, add the seventh, add the ninth, holy shit, then you freagin go to the harmonic minor triad, holy shit then up a half step to a diminished (flat 3 and 5) holy crap, holy crap, im in reverie!

Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:05 PM

I oudlw lkei ot vaeh . xes whti het srMa tloVa

View Post

exiedf.

View Post

fixed

View Post

beet me to it...

haha

#17 zadiqof

zadiqof

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2286 posts
  • Joined 27-November 03
  • Location:here!
  • Interests:triad chords / arpeggios.<br />flat the fifth, flat the third, add the seventh, add the ninth, holy shit, then you freagin go to the harmonic minor triad, holy shit then up a half step to a diminished (flat 3 and 5) holy crap, holy crap, im in reverie!

Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:06 PM

I oudlw lkei ot vaeh . xes whti het srMa tloVa

View Post

exiedf.

View Post

fixed

View Post

beet me to it...

haha

View Post

wait..

#18 formaldehyde

formaldehyde

    Tremulant

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1711 posts
  • Joined 23-October 04

Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:07 PM

damn you.

#19 xblackmadonnax

xblackmadonnax

    Boxcar Cadaver

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2145 posts
  • Joined 25-March 05
  • Location:NYC/Long Island, NY
  • Interests:fucking shit.
  • Myspace

Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:12 PM

should i be confused?

#20 sterlingice

sterlingice

    Televator

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 64 posts
  • Joined 29-September 04

Posted 23 May 2005 - 07:15 PM

If anyone wants to reply in English, or other translatable languages. Is there any other porno music out there? Do they compare to TMV?




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users