IPB Style© Fisana

Jump to content



Please donate to gain access to The Bedlam, an ad-free version of the board and more!


Photo

The Mars Volta - The Videogame


  • Please log in to reply
98 replies to this topic

#1 crazyman

crazyman

    Miranda

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 260 posts
  • Joined 01-March 04

Posted 15 November 2006 - 08:10 AM

If you could design a Mars Volta videogame, what it would be like? In my game, you'd have to go through dictionaries and medical textbooks, picking the most obscure words you could find and then use them to build a floating pathway to Mars while battling demons equipped with absurdly enormous afros and giant, reptilian Moog synthesizers.

#2 Mr. Pockets

Mr. Pockets

    View My Hamsters Here

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6016 posts
  • Joined 06-April 04
  • Location:that place in africa with the naked chicks
  • Facebook

Posted 15 November 2006 - 08:18 AM

k

#3 vivalatarsier

vivalatarsier

    Disposable

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5023 posts
  • Joined 17-July 05
  • Location:i'd rather live in the desert
  • Interests:resurrecting
  • Myspace

Posted 15 November 2006 - 08:48 AM

Moogers ftw

#4 BenLee

BenLee

    Televator

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 60 posts
  • Joined 14-April 06

Posted 15 November 2006 - 08:59 AM

If you could design a Mars Volta videogame, what it would be like? In my game, you'd have to go through dictionaries and medical textbooks, picking the most obscure words you could find and then use them to build a floating pathway to Mars while battling demons equipped with absurdly enormous afros and giant, reptilian Moog synthesizers.


Mine would be a first person shooter. And when you run out of bullets, you can swing your guitar at people. The object is to see how many drummers, bass players, and keyboardists you can kill.

#5 vivalatarsier

vivalatarsier

    Disposable

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5023 posts
  • Joined 17-July 05
  • Location:i'd rather live in the desert
  • Interests:resurrecting
  • Myspace

Posted 15 November 2006 - 09:00 AM

Mine would be a first person shooter. And when you run out of bullets, you can swing your guitar at people. The object is to see how many drummers, bass players, and keyboardists you can kill.


So close...the ending alllllmost made me laugh..dammit....

#6 Shitdown

Shitdown

    >>>!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7649 posts
  • Joined 13-July 04
  • Location:saginaw, michigan.
  • Interests:all things

Posted 15 November 2006 - 09:06 AM

Fong, the gerbils are really good

#7 BenLee

BenLee

    Televator

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 60 posts
  • Joined 14-April 06

Posted 15 November 2006 - 09:37 AM

Mine would be a first person shooter. And when you run out of bullets, you can swing your guitar at people. The object is to see how many drummers, bass players, and keyboardists you can kill.


So close...the ending alllllmost made me laugh..dammit....


I try my hardest

#8 Red Sparowe

Red Sparowe

    Baphomet

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 604 posts
  • Joined 04-September 06
  • Location:The Cursed Realm (of the Winter demons)

Posted 15 November 2006 - 10:58 AM

Mine would be a first person shooter. And when you run out of bullets, you can swing your guitar at people. The object is to see how many drummers, bass players, and keyboardists you can kill.


So close...the ending alllllmost made me laugh..dammit....


I try my hardest


YOU WILL OBEY THE HIERARCHY

#9 southern man

southern man

    Televator

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 237 posts
  • Joined 19-December 05

Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:02 AM

This makes me long for emogame.

#10 Stalktheground11

Stalktheground11

    The Bling Bling Voyager Version 3.2

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 14170 posts
  • Joined 11-November 03
  • Location:Uptown, baby. Uptown.
  • Interests:ROLLERBLADING

Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:09 AM

Not to typecast the band or anything, but definitely something like Grim Fandango or Psychonauts.

#11 tchando

tchando

    Eunuch Provocateur

  • Members
  • 26 posts
  • Joined 02-March 05
  • Interests:ROCk

Posted 15 November 2006 - 12:01 PM

k


HAHAHA... that tickled my fancy

#12 invalidlittercleanerupper

invalidlittercleanerupper

    Baphomet

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 739 posts
  • Joined 07-May 06
  • Location:south jerseyyy

Posted 15 November 2006 - 12:04 PM

the mars volta for gamecube: A button makes a selected band member jerk off, and after awhile there is a screen that prompts you to jerk off in real life.

#13 Guest_exo_*

Guest_exo_*
  • Guests
  • Joined --

Posted 15 November 2006 - 12:13 PM

Posted Image

#14 dirk32787

dirk32787

    Miranda

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 478 posts
  • Joined 18-September 04
  • Location:Los Angeles

Posted 15 November 2006 - 12:28 PM

guitar hero with only volta songs.

#15 flute roll-up

flute roll-up

    Simulacrum

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 911 posts
  • Joined 09-April 06
  • Location:FL

Posted 15 November 2006 - 01:24 PM

my mars volta video game would be running in a circle with no real purpose and then you realize you are covering all the same ground you have covered before so you kill yourself and an album gets written about you

#16 Illusory Grasp

Illusory Grasp

    Televator

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 247 posts
  • Joined 09-November 06

Posted 15 November 2006 - 02:37 PM

I see

#17 the palpalations form dmt

the palpalations form dmt

    Eunuch Provocateur

  • Members
  • 22 posts
  • Joined 22-October 06

Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:09 PM

mine would be kinda like guitar hero but it would have like an improv section where you can play one of there songs and then push a button to turn the song into a jam and then just improvise and then hit the button again to go back into the song and then you can keep doing that as many times as you want.

I had an idea like that awhile back but you arent in the volta your just like some guy who composes all of the music just like omar does and you would direct what everyone does in the band and all you did was record music and then play like live or something. that shit would be awesome. It would have like a thing where you could tab out music and shit and direct what the drums do and it could come with a mic so that you could put lyrics to the songs, but that would be optional.

#18 EmbraceTheH2O

EmbraceTheH2O

    (-`).。oO( ... )

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 15607 posts
  • Joined 31-March 04
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:chicago
  • Interests:rock'nroll, waves~
  • Twitter

Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:28 PM

ahaha

no.

#19 joebowles

joebowles

    Baphomet

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 509 posts
  • Joined 25-September 06

Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:09 PM

in mine you would play as cedric and the object would be to piss off the chili peppers fans. you could yell at them. walk on top of them, throw their beers. do all kinds of crazy shit. or you could be omar and when your guitar goes out you throw a fit and see how much shit you can break.

#20 boman

boman

    Custom member title wave

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7116 posts
  • Joined 27-July 06

Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:14 PM

Posted Image

that made me lol




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users