in the last 10 years I've had a shitton* of user accounts here. The pattern was always the same: First, I signed up because there was something of interest in one of the members-only forums, I started posting, I posted a lot, I thought to myself you shouldn't waste so much time on here, I found myself unable to stop checking in cuz after all I'm a Volta fanboi, so I finally "closed" the account by setting up a throwaway email address and a random password that kept me from logging in, until the next time a few weeks or months later when I needed access to something, at which point I started from the beginning.
I thought about fully embracing my identity as a coma slave, which I am and always have been. I was wondering if it's possible to merge those inactive accounts, I can try my best to prove they're all mine.
[* I just counted 15 including this one and one that I had properly deleted in 2011.]