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#1 The March of Flames

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:00 AM

Not like, Kanye West is insane, but more like, "We the jury find the defendant" insane.

Kanye wants Bible role
(Friday February 10, 2006 11:27 AM)

Kanye West has suggested religious leaders revise the Bible to include him as a new character.

The confident hip hop superstar, who claimed three Grammys at the US music ceremony in LA this week, says he deserves a role amongst Jesus Christ and his disciples.

Kanye believes he could take on the role of "a griot" - a West African storyteller - in a modern version of 'The Big Book'.

He explained: "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time...For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:03 AM

that was a HOOT

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:04 AM

HAahahahahaha

kanye's the man.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:06 AM

I love black people.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:07 AM

ahaha i wish this was a joke

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:09 AM

i think the man deserves to be in the bible

he produced 'dreams' by the game for christ's sake

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:09 AM

he can be the thirteenth apostle.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:11 AM

he can be the thirteenth apostle.

I thought that position was reserved for Chris Rock.

I suck at making references... or any sarcastic remark.

I want to know what the Christan's would say about this.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:12 AM

Angry Size Fries: wow
Angry Size Fries: goodbye kanye, the bible belt is about to shit all over him
Angry Size Fries: those people have nothing to do all day
i dfrost i: hahahaha
Angry Size Fries: so theres gonna be like 20 million people working 24/7 to ban Kanye
Angry Size Fries: ...from the world
i dfrost i: excellent observation

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:26 AM

he can be the thirteenth apostle.

I thought that position was reserved for Chris Rock.

I suck at making references... or any sarcastic remark.


nah, you totally got my reference.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:35 AM

he soo wins at publicity

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:36 AM

i'd say the bible is the best publicity someone can get

people turn to it in their times of need

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:42 AM

heh.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:44 AM

This only makes me hate him more. Kanye West is so overrated it makes me sick. He has nothing to be cocky about. He's not special. He's an average rapper at best.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:58 AM

How does one go about determining 'good rappers' from 'bad rappers'

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:11 AM

Well, he doesn't have the sheer speed or flow of someone like Gift of Gab, or the really good lyrics of someone like Saul Williams, so I guess that makes a pretty average rapper.

His beats are pretty awesome, though.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:16 AM

Well, he doesn't have the sheer speed or flow of someone like Gift of Gab, or the really good lyrics of someone like Saul Williams, so I guess that makes a pretty average rapper.

so a rapper needs to be fast or talk predominantly about politcally relevent topics to be good

that rules out like seventy five percent of my favourite rappers

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:16 AM

this is crap. west is crap

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:46 AM

kanye is a smart man.

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:48 AM

Kanye West: it's whats for dinner




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