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Top 5 horrendously offensive songs.There's some real bastards out there.


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#1 LordCal

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:05 PM

And just to spice things up, Anal Cunt songs do not count. :pirate:

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:12 PM

1.that eminem song where hes killing his wife. what the fuck is that shit
2.Anything by Necro. That motherfucker has the nastiest ryhmes ive ever heard. but its fucking hilarious
3.anything by Bowling For Soup becuz they just suck and i find horrible music offensive
4.same as above for The Moldy Peaches. Worst fucking live band ever. I had respect for Adam Green untill i came across Live Moldy Peaches. It was a horrible experience, worse than Police Brutality.
5.than theres this one song called I Hate Niggers. Fuck that song

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:12 PM

Some of Xiu Xiu's stuff is really perverse. Read the lyrics to "Support Our Troops!"

Did you know you were going to shoot
off the top of a four year old girl's head
And look across her car-seat down into her skull
And see into her throat and did you know
that her dad would say to you,
"Please sir, can I take her body home?"
Oh wait, you totally did know... that that would happen
Cuz you're a jock who was too stupid and too greedy
And too unmotivated to do anything else but still be
The biggest and still do what other people tell you to do
You did it to still be a winner
You shot your grenade launcher into peoples windows and
Into the doors of peoples houses why should I care if
you get killed?


And "Fabulous Muscles" :

Break my face in
It was the kindest touch you ever gave
Wrap my dreams around your thighs
And drape my hope upon the chance to touch your arm
Fabulous muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase
Beneath your workout bench
No romance no sexiness
But a star-filled night
Kneeling down before the now familiar flesh
Of your deformed penis
Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh
Of my broken neck


Jamie Stewart is a madman.

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:14 PM

haha thats crazy. Blood Brothers write sum fucked up songs too.

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:16 PM

5.than theres this one song called I Hate Niggers. Fuck that song

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I heard that song. It was by the Nigger Haters. I'm not even kidding.

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:19 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:20 PM

Actually, no Cannibal Corpse either. :biggrin:

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:21 PM

This takes the cake.


Xiu Xiu - Hives Hives

Put that gun to my temple
Put that gun to my heart
Make me walk off the plank, chi-cha
All always, all always into the dark

A I D S H I V
I cannot wait to die
Can’t you tell
Can’t you tell
Can’t you tell

Never finish my degree, cha-chi
Never play with the Pogues
Throw my head out the window and
Cement my feet into the dark

A I D S H I V
I cannot wait to die
Can’t you tell
Can’t you tell
Can’t you tell

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Posted 10 October 2004 - 11:26 PM

Another disease-related song...

Oomph! - Hello, My Name is Cancer

I bet they're nice people really.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 01:46 AM

yea, i hate KMFDM, cause they are nazi's

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 01:52 AM

i always thought jamie stewart was gay, but i read in an interview that he has a girlfriend. his lyrics are pretty insane

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 01:53 AM

Speaking of which, could DK - Nazi Punks Fuck Off be considered offensive? I mean, there might be some nice right-wing Skrewdriver fans who really don't deserve such a nasty musical beating.
Perhaps they should do another track called The Nicer Nazi Punks, Go Easy On Those Of Other Race Or Culture.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 02:03 AM

NIN- heresy- not to me, but probably others
Randy Newman- short people
there are probably a lot of rap songs like cop killer that would be here.
Misfits- bullet, helena, Spinal remains, others
GWAR- fish fuck.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 02:46 AM

the descendents-im not a loser can be taken as somewhat offensive. but i think its hilarious.

nofx-liza and louise may be offensivwe to some.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 02:50 AM

Big Black.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 03:51 AM

N.W.A............

"Yo, I tied her to the bed/ I had to let my niggaz fuck her first/ Loaded up the 44, yo/ Then I straight smoked the ho/ 'Cause I'm a real nigga."

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 04:16 AM

i always thought jamie stewart was gay, but i read in an interview that he has a girlfriend. his lyrics are pretty insane

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then i think there is a very good chance that he's bi.

sometimes i really can't take him seriously, like when he's talking about "asshole jocks" and stuff, but i'll forgive him cause he made i love the valley oh.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 04:23 AM

"The Most Offensive Song Ever"

Howdy Ho. Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." But Mary thought that was weird. Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year." But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Oh, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want And still not be considered flawed. Although you went to town and sucked some semen down, You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. But they were so very tired, you see, And Mary had to offer a bride. Since she had no money, How would she pay for a place to sleep? Gabriel appeared to Mary And told her not to weep. 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin To suck some dick to get a room for the night! Then, three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Mary thought she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed. But again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said: "You can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want Every one that hangs in the nation. Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! So, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. The donkey and the ox and the lambs And even the little drummer boy People will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!" 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. [slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy. Mary, Mary, suck that dick.


Although that is hilarious

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 04:23 AM

saves the day - rocks tonic juice magic
i think

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 04:31 AM

Anything by Angry Aryans or Skrewdriver. Or the countless other bands like them.

Nuts to white power.




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