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#1 hendrx89

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:39 PM

I just pooped my pants and I am in the computer lab at my school....what do I do?

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:40 PM

ps: I want to get out of here with no one knowing!

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:40 PM

Get Adam Sandler to say it's the coolest thing

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:42 PM

dude

youre really fucked

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:43 PM

this isn't drunkship, idiot.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:43 PM

I think soothsayer is a pretty cool guy, eh makes me shit my pants in lab and doesnt afraid of anything

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:43 PM

I have no idea what to do....

there are so many people here...

its going to start smelling soon.....eeeeewww

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:44 PM

this isn't drunkship, idiot.


thanks for clearing that up!

#9 Cruelty=Wrath of my Instrument

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:44 PM

wtf are you doing in school at 4:45?

has anyone noticed?

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:45 PM

wtf are you doing in school at 4:45?

has anyone noticed?

Local Time: Feb 11 2008, 01:44 PM
That's his local time

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:45 PM

wtf are you doing in school at 4:45?

has anyone noticed?


this one Asian kid keeps looking at me funny....

but I guess he has always done that!

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:45 PM

dude
just get up and go to the bathroom
now

#13 hendrx89

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:46 PM

fuck!

wish me luck, I am making a break for the bathroom...

I just I hope I don't leak brownies on the way there!!!!!

eeeeeek

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:46 PM

yeah, this is only just making it worse.
unless you get off on that.

#15 Cruelty=Wrath of my Instrument

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:47 PM

oh
haha my bad, EST ftl
just try to remain inconspicuous
wait until school ends and sprint home

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:48 PM

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:49 PM

He's so fucked


My God.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:52 PM

dude
just get up and go to the bathroom
now




Reach in your pants, take out a big stinky load, find the most pathetic sap closest to you (besides yourself), and fling it at them. Throw the biggest mud pie in his/her face. Then wait till everyone notices what is going on.
Then say something like " Take that nerd". Then everyone will laugh, queue up the extreme rock music, ie Saliva, Breaking Benjamin, Creed.
Then walk out without no one noticing you were the pooper and everyone will be thinking, "There goes that cool guy who flung poo on that nerd in Comp 102 class today".



Yep that is what you do in a situation like this......

#19 Cruelty=Wrath of my Instrument

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:53 PM

haha why would he post this in the coma
someone should give him a shit-themed nickname

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:00 PM

Your only option is to stay there until dark, then slip out when the janitors go home. Oh, and to GTFO.




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