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#5621 Carl

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 12:54 PM

The last few pages were a great read. Sanskrit for prez.

#5622 Germán F.

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 03:13 PM

Sanskrit has the right to say what he's said and I'll defend that happily. I'll go further, his posts are well written and amusing, which is more than I can say for the tired naysaying and allusions to some grander discourse from some of you precious dullards. Someone says something you don't like and your first call is uh mods ban plz? Fuck that.

Thanks man. This place has been dead for 10 years. This is the most excitement and action this forum has gotten in that span of time.

If anything I should be made moderator. Vote me as your moderator and I'll make sure dandies like good ol dandy andy can't post anything non chimichanga related.

I'm sanskrit and I endorse this message.
You got my vote. Your contributions here are countless times more valuable than what all the fucking fanboys provide. Especially when they’re trying to ban someone for giving their opinion. Like it was already mentioned, says a lot more about them.

#5623 Andrewf

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 04:08 PM

My opinion: fuck you

#5624 Carl

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 05:38 PM

Andrew, take the hint

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 05:43 PM

Andrew, take the hint

It’s hbk second account

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 05:45 PM

HBK isn’t and has never been there

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 07:27 PM

Hbk is my second account

#5628 Germán F.

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 08:04 PM

Hbk is my second account

I knew they were related!

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Posted 03 October 2020 - 11:00 PM

Man I'm all for hating on the chimis, it's saddick that's invested most of his 401k in chimi bonds. I'm more of a tamale guy myself.   

 

Anyone here ever have a tamale they just can't forget about?   

 

It was summer of 2005 and I had just finished squeezing out a massive velveeta block of curry shits into a walmart toilet. If you've ever used walmart tp before it fucking blows and there is no way to scrape the spicy shits from your hole when your finger is constantly poking through the paper. It's like a game of trying to perfectly fit a thin pie crust atop a apple pie and every time you get it just right your finger breaks through the dough and you get your finger balls deep in some pie filling. If you've been there you understand that once I could get myself acceptably clean enough to at least put on my pants there was still a lot of tough clean up to be done at home. So I said fuck it to shopping for fucking weedeater string and headed straight for the parking lot. As I waddled/crab walked to keep my boxers from riding up my greasy crack I heard the unmistakable sound that you so often hear in walmart parking lots across the southern united states: "TAMALE" "TAMALEEEE"

 

Before I could even get my shit smeared ass into the driver's seat of my 2004 Ford Focus there were 2 abuelas bearing down on me tamales in hand. I knew right then I was in even deeper shit.

 

Abuelas. Abuelas and their parking lot tamales.

 

I don't think there has ever been a more dynamic duo than walmart parking lots and tamale slinging abuelas. Now I'm a white guy, that's probably why my bowels couldn't handle the Thai curry I had been oozing over at the walmart that got me into this situation to begin with. But as any white man knows, you can't say no to a parking lot abuela with fresh pork tamales. White guilt struck me like a fucking 1986 IROC blasting Van Halen from the speakers while careening into a group of catholic school kids from jersey. It'd literally be racist of me to not fork over 5 bucks for a handful of these delicious bastards. So with shakey hands I handed mis abuela cinco dolares before graciously accepting my porky bounty and sliding back into my ford focus with the daintiness of a hummingbird.    

 

Anyways, I shit my pants on the way home trying to eat a tamale but the tamales were so good that when I got to my driveway I just sat there in my shit and finished off the other 4 tamales.

 

Any tamale stories?

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Posted 04 October 2020 - 09:05 AM

HBK isn’t and has never been there

 

LOL



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Posted 07 October 2020 - 02:33 AM

i know for a fact a certain mr harry burger king lurks constantly in the forums



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Posted 11 October 2020 - 11:51 PM

Fuck... is there any news or not...

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Posted 21 October 2020 - 06:16 PM

Fuck... is there any news or not...

This just in!

 

Danny Masterson is set to release a double remasterson of Deloused and Frances, with new vocal tracks by Jerry "Garcia" Sandusky and Lil Bill Cosby.  

 

Also the Ikey Owens Mexican Drug Cocktail Heart Explosion Extravaganza Benefit For Autism is set to be held at the end of the month in Miami with a special guest appearance by Thomas Pridgen's shit smeared blue jeans. 

 

And don't forget to check out the unreleased 65mm silent film written and directed by Saddick Dixler Baklava titled: "Getting Piss Filled Bottles Thrown At Me On Stage Before The Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert" that airs on Spike TV this Saturday between reruns of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and The Man Show.  



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Posted 21 October 2020 - 08:54 PM

gold

 

 

Fuck... is there any news or not...

This just in!

 

Danny Masterson is set to release a double remasterson of Deloused and Frances, with new vocal tracks by Jerry "Garcia" Sandusky and Lil Bill Cosby.  

 

Also the Ikey Owens Mexican Drug Cocktail Heart Explosion Extravaganza Benefit For Autism is set to be held at the end of the month in Miami with a special guest appearance by Thomas Pridgen's shit smeared blue jeans. 

 

And don't forget to check out the unreleased 65mm silent film written and directed by Saddick Dixler Baklava titled: "Getting Piss Filled Bottles Thrown At Me On Stage Before The Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert" that airs on Spike TV this Saturday between reruns of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and The Man Show.  

 



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Posted 11 November 2020 - 10:07 AM

There's a Deloused story book on ebay right now currently at £30.

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Posted 11 November 2020 - 10:59 PM

And a good deal on the Herman the Mute cd.

https://www.ebay.com...-IAAOSwtYZb7e7f

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Posted 12 November 2020 - 05:43 AM

And a good deal on the Herman the Mute cd.

https://www.ebay.com...-IAAOSwtYZb7e7f

That has to be an extremely rare version!

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Posted 12 November 2020 - 01:27 PM

 

And a good deal on the Herman the Mute cd.

https://www.ebay.com...-IAAOSwtYZb7e7f

That has to be an extremely rare version!

 

Featuring hit songs like Larry Veracruz, Carl, Vikings fan Carl, The Windex, and Michael can you turn that racket down anymore?



#5639 issordni

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Posted 12 November 2020 - 01:30 PM

 

 

And a good deal on the Herman the Mute cd.

https://www.ebay.com...-IAAOSwtYZb7e7f

That has to be an extremely rare version!

 

Featuring hit songs like Larry Veracruz, Carl, Vikings fan Carl, The Windex, and Michael can you turn that racket down anymore?

 

It all builds to Clarissa the sagittarius, which has a fly on a trumpet?



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Posted 14 November 2020 - 02:35 PM

Me parece ridículo seguir manteniendo viva esta sección si sabemos que nunca va a suceder lol






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